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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

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snapchatting:

i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love

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Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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" I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. "

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

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